Healthy Hedonism: Alcohol Menu

The planetary partier is crucial to the bettering of hipster society. This cadet worships parental Earth while funneling its delights, recognizing that his and her body is a temple and using it for very bad.






















A healthy hedonist will take marijuana before a long, challenging-but-healing yoga session, take runs after an evening of cigarettes, and take tofu to a deep-fryer without reservation. Healthy hedonists are as happy beneath a waterfall in provincial Jakarta as they are on an iridescent Friday night in Brooklyn.

If each person must exhibit good and evil, it is wonderful to think that these individuals believe such yin-yang extremes could emerge harmoniously under a rotating ball of mirrors.

These are better hipsters for a better future.


The Olivia Newton-John

1 part Berry Bliss kombucha from Whole Foods Market
2 parts Georgi vodka

Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lemon.



Going Rouge

1 part fresh squeezed grapefruit juice (attainable from Mr Kiwi)(if unattainable, Tropicana's 100% White Grape Fruit Juice is the vibe; don't fuck with Ruby Red)
2 parts José Cuervo Silver tequila

Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lemon.



Drinking Hemlock

1 French press of Guayaki Yerba Mate Loose Tea (strong)
1 bottle of Early Times

Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lemon.



Dog Days Of Tavy Tav

2 parts aloe vera juice (lychee flavor O.K.)
1 part Georgi vodka

Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lychee.



Leather Please

1 part G.T. Dave Synergy: Trilogy Kombucha
2 parts Evan Williams Kentucky Bourbon

Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lemon.



Cars And Girls

1 part Zico Pure Coconut Water
3 parts pineapple Malibu

Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with strawberry.