Wednesday, July 28, 2010

In the news: Lindsay Lohan does yoga in minimum-security jail

Lindsay Lohan will not be in jail long enough to detox or rehabilitate; she is also permitted to take Ambien and Ritalin with her so Oh Well, but in the meantime, while under the care of a pediatric specialist, she will be subjected to regular yoga (because everyone knows that yoga is a help-all, alleviate-all, the apple cider vinegar of physical activity).

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